Penis

Penis (Not to be confused with The EPC) is a game made by The Dog God. It is made in Clickteam Fusion 2.5. The first version was published on the fifth of May, 2021.

In the game you shoot the EPC with your piss in order to kill them. The goal of the game is to get the highest score (XP) possible. When you start the game the Penises immediately start hunting you down, and as you gain experience you unlock several updates for your cock, ranging from the ULTRA-PISSER to the CRYSTAL COCK.

Version 1.0

In the first version of the game, there are only core features of it. In order to pause the game you need to press ctrl + P, and the ability to press Q to pause didn't yet exist, which just shows how old this version actually is. Mutated Cocks also do not give XP here.

Version 1.1

The Version 1.1 is a major update which brings Quality of Life changes. The Mutant Cocks now move randomly and have actual health. The Cum Demons were added. In this version you also have The Golden Cock from the start, and the bullets were nerfed. The threshold for the ULTRA-PISSER was lowered to 15000 XP, and the bug where the enemies glitch inside of you and instakill you was fixed.

Quickpatch 1.1

In Quickpatch 1.1 the Mutated Cocks not giving XP bug was fixed. The ability to pause by pressing Q was added in this release, and the countdown until you get The Golden Cock was also added.

Version 1.2

In Version 1.2 the collision system was added, more horrible bugs were fixed, including the negative health bug.

Version 1.3

Version 1.3 is a major update to the game. It adds the ability to Cum, and it also adds the Holy Cocks. The AWESOME™️ new soundtrack was also added.

Version 1.4

Version 1.4 is a major update to the game. The background is now a better gradient. The MEGA PISS BALL was added, and so were The Holococks. The health system was rewritten and is now much better, however negative HP is back.

Version 1.5

Version 1.5 is another large update, making the game start in fullscreen (ESC for windowed, F1 for fullscreen), and adding the Masterbaitors.

The game now has a 4 second countdown before the penises start raining down on you, making a large QoL improvement.

Version 1.6 (BIRTHDAY TROUBLE UPDATE)

Version 1.6 is yet another gigantic update, bringing a proper bossfight to the game, as well as end-game gear that decimates enemies, such as the Prehnite dildo and the CO-2 Automatic Penis Rocket Launching System (COAPRLS), as well new enemies such as the Some Fucking Weird Potato Bacteria Looking Thing With A Tank Cannon (SFWPBLTWATC). The game now also has a different background, as the default gradient was too abstract. Also, the game received new music. While the main theme is still the same, a new theme for the bossfight was added. It is Eric Castiglia's John Warosa Song (Metal version). This was also one of the versions that was heavily playtested by dog god's IRL friends, to get more information about game balance. And finally, the game now has an actual plot, tying in to the Dog Lore, you have to rescue Buttman from The Wall Of Ejaculation.