The Penises

Also known as The Cocks or the EPC (Enemy Penis Creature), The Penises are the main enemies of the game. There are a few types of them such as: The Normal Penis

The normal penis (AKA the Penissilin) follows you around and tries to kill you, dealing 1 damage on contact, and dying from a single bullet.

The Mutated Cock The Mutated Cock is a type of cock which is stronger (and rarer) than the Normal Penis.

Dealing 20 damage on contact and taking 10 bullets to kill, it is quite strong.

The Cum Demons ''They fly to you, making slight manuevers to catch you when you least expect. - The Dog Overlord'', 2021

The Holy Cocks

The Holy Cocks are actually friendly. They heal you when you touch them, but they will run away if you shoot them.

The Holococks

They appear past 100k points, and are EXTREMELY dangerous, spawning more often in the 200k range. They take 10 MEGA PISS BALLS to kill.



The Masterbaitors

Masterbaitors were added in 1.5, they in the 200k range, and shoot cum at you.

Masterbaitors are difficult to defeat as their cum projectiles destroy your piss.



The Some Fucking Weird Potato Bacteria Looking Thing With A Tank Cannon (SFWPBLTWATC) Added in 1.6, the SFWPBLTWATC is an enemy you can encounter after 5 million XP. they are extremely difficult to defeat, having upwards of

5000 health and firing difficult to dodge (or destroy) projectiles.